Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

nothing like obscene. just something cute or funny.

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

"I'm dying from a fatal case of boredom." One of my personal favorites.

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

[name] can't believe it's not butter!

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

i use "....your kinda cute"

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fus...

u can add me if u want baby girl

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

"I just had to hatch something fierce"

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

[name] is dead

[name] is crazy

[name] is married to (blank)

" " wasn't born yesterday

" " is loving (blank)

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

if youre a guy put "is wearing a thong."

if youre a girl put "is a 40 year old male."

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

[name] is testing toys in the north pole

Does anyone have any ideas for a funny myspace status?

[name] is changing her myspace status.